Crocs are wild when riled,But, usually mildMilder than a mouseAnd they want to assure youThey love you, adore you!Which is why they’ve moved into your houseCrocs populate scary movies, fenced-in zoo enclosures, and nightmares. But what if a horde of crocs moved in with you? A boy in need of a vacation heads to a tropical island, expecting rest and relaxation until a horde of crocodiles descend upon him. In David Greenberg’s disgustingly funny version, crocs drink Tabasco sauce, get tangled in dental floss, and turn the house in a swamp. In the dramatic climax, the biggest croc of all reveals himself, and in a surprising twist, crowns our hero the king of the crocs. Fans of Snakes!, Slugs, Bugs! and Skunks! will delight in this newest celebration of a creepy creature.About the Author
David T. Greenberg, christened “our emerging poet of Gross” by the New York Times, travels the country giving poetry readings and conducting language arts workshops for teachers and children. (click here for further information)